im sick of the lies
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
what a beautiful person
And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies.
Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.
not my family bitch
why am i crying“Stay away of my territory”
THERE’S THE BANANA GUY
THIS MADE ME LAUGH HARDER THAN IT SHOULD’VE
I HAVE ABUSED THE REPLAY BUTTON
$20 for a selfie with me
but I can go to the dumpster for free
this couldn’t get any better